Cleveland Plain Dealer blogger Nark Naymik is out with the story that well-known mystic and actress Shirley MacLaine details Democrat Presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich’s close encounter with a UFO in her new book, “Sage-ing While Age-ing.”

Naymik quotes MacLaine’s recounting of the Cleveland Congressman’s encounter as follows, (Dennis) "had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there. Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for ten minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

Not sure why I get the sense that the kooky actress has the series of events in the wrong order; it seems more likely to me that the little green men dropped off the man who’s running for President with the Department of Peace as a main platform item.  I’ll leave the anal probe punch lines to you.